February 27, 2013 What To Do When You Hate Yourself and Have Money to Burn
It’s lent, the traditional time of Catholic self-loathing before Easter. But you don’t have to be Catholic to hate yourself and desire the most miserable travel experience on the planet. I can help with that, an around the world trip, in coach, on domestic 737s/A320s. This generally only works during the summer, but self-loathing is even worse in the summer. What would such an itinerary look like. Well here is a sample one, I came up with.
Sunday June 23rd Chicago-Toronto-St. John’s-London (Air Canada)
Air Canada 4899 ORD-YYZ CRJ-700
Air Canada 692 YYZ-YYT A319
Air Canada 822 YYT-LHR A319 +1 Day
Monday June 24h London – St. Petersburg
British Airways 860 LHR-LED A320
Overnight St. Pete
Tuesday June 25th, St. Petersburg — Vladivostok
Ural Airlines 385 LED-VVO A320 +1 Day
Wednesday June 26th, Vladivostok – Petropavlovsk
Ural Airlines 385 VVO-PKC A320
Thursday June 27th Petropavlovsk – Anchorage — Chicago
Yakuita Air 509 PKC-ANC 737-700
United 1562 ANC-ORD 737-800 +1 Day.
I have to admit that looks kind of fun.